Menu - Funny Pages Cafe

Our menu

Breakfast

Healthier option substitute fruit cup for hash browns at no extra charge

Cakes & French Toast

Short Stack

Two delicious fluffy cakes

Big Stack

Two delicious fluffy cakes

Sarge’s Best

2 cakes topped with scrambled eggs & ham

Sad Sack

Bacon & 2 Eggs atop 2 cakes

Tom & Jerry

1 cake on the side with 2 egg, 2 bacon & hash browns

Barney

2 French Toast, 2 eggs, 2 bacon

French Toast

3 cinnamon battered pieces of our home-made bread with powdered sugar

Fruited Pancakes or French Toast

Wild Cherry, Blueberry or Strawberry, with whipped cream and a sprinkle of powdered sugar

Biscuit & Gravy

Junk Yard Boss / 9.99

1 Biscuit, 3 scrambled eggs, hash browns & 2 bacon all covered with gravy

Lil’ Boss / 7.49

1 Biscuit & Gravy, 2 Eggs, 2 Bacon

Single B&G / 3.79

Double B&G / 4.99

Unlimited B&G / 6.49

OOO LA LA CREPES

STRAWBERRY, STRAWBERRY BANANA, WILD CHERRY,
WILD BERRY, CARAMEL APPLE, NUTELLA BANANA,
ELVIS With PEANUT BUTTER & BANANA / 8.49

A la mode add 1.49

Eggs & Such

served with white or wheat toast, plain or cinnamon raisin bagel

Private Beggar

2 Eggs, 2 Bacon, Hash browns & Toast

Nancy’s / 8.29

2 scrambled eggs with ham, hash browns & toast

Henry’s / 8.99

2 Eggs, hash browns, breakfast ham & toast

Grilled Tenderloin / 8.49

2 Eggs, hash browns & toast

Chicken Fried Steak / 10.49

2 eggs, hash browns & toast

Breaded Tenderlion w/ gravy / 10.49

2 Eggs, Hash Browns & Toast

Steak & Eggs / 14.99

10oz. Strip steak with 2 Eggs, hash browns & two pancakes

Lil’ Abner / 6.49

2 Eggs, hash browns & toast

Frank / 5.49

2 Eggs, 2 Bacon & toast

Lil Dot / 2.99

1 Egg, 1 Bacon, & 1 Toast

Alley Oop / 10.99

4 Eggs, 4 Bacon, Hash browns & 2 fluffy pancakes

Served all day

Omelette City

17 different omelettes
3 Eggs, served with hash browns & toast or bagel. Sub Pancakes, French Toast, or Biscuit & Gravy ADD 1.99

Three Cheese / 7.99

American, Monterey Jack & Cheddar cheese

Green Chili Three Cheese / 6.99

Cheese American / 6.99

Ham & Cheese / 9.69

Sausage & Cheese / 9.69

Bacon Temptation / 9.69

Veggie / 9.99

With onion, tomato, green pepper, mushroom and cheese

Popeye / 9.99

With spinach, mushroom and cheese

Denver / 9.99

Loaded with ham, cheese, peppers, onions & mushrooms

Bacon Cheese Burger / 9.99

Ground beef, bacon, onions & cheese

Meat Lovers / 9.99

Loaded with ham, bacon, sausage & cheese

Turkey Mushroom & Swiss / 8.49

Turkey & Swiss / 8.49

Smothered Omelettes

International / 9.99

Fixin’s of a Denver with pepper jack cheese & salsa

Gravy Train / 9.99

filled with ham, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, cheese, & hash browns folded up then covered with gravy

Speedy’s Green Chili Chicken / 9.99

Chicken, onions, peppers, mushrooms, and jalapenos covered in Queso cheese and green chile sauce

Beasty Beef / 8.99

Roast Beef, onions, peppers, mushrooms, jalapenos and hash browns inside and covered with queso cheese

Breakfast Burrito / 6.49

Flour tortilla loaded with scrambled eggs, sausage, cheese, peppers, onions, mushrooms served with hash browns and salsa

Goofy’s Breakfast Skillets

Ham & Cheese / 9.99

Bacon & Cheese / 9.99

Sausage & Cheese / 9.99

Beasty Beef / 8.79

With jalapenos & queso cheese instead of gravy

Veggie with White Gravy / 9.99

Green pepper, onion, mushroom & tomato with cream gravy

Dinners

Served with side salad, mashed potato/white gravy or twice baked potato topped with cheese & bacon vegetable & Texas toast

Open Faced Breaded Tenderloin / 11.49

Huge hand breaded tenderloin topped with mashed potato & white gravy

Big Ole Catfish / 12.99

Two large catfish filets

Chicken Strip Dinner / 10.49

3 strips w/dippin gravy

Baskets

served with fries

Fish & (6) Shrimp / 9.99

2 Chicken Strips / 7.99

Catfish Fillet / 7.99

(12) Shrimp / 7.99

Salads

Chef Salad / 9.99

Ham, turkey, tomato, egg & cheese

Strawberry Pecan Fresh / 9.99

salad greens topped with grilled chicken strips, strawberries, pecans, egg & cheese

Grilled Chicken club Salad / 9.99

Side Salad / 3.49

greens with cheese & sweet onion slices on top

Wraps

With lettuce, cheese & tomato served with fries

Chicken / 7.49

Chipotle Chicken / 7.49

Chicken Bacon Ranch / 7.49

Turkey Bacon Ranch / 7.49

NOT SO Whimpy Burgers MORE THAN A 1/2 LB

MORE MEAT AND MORE CHEESE THAN THOSE OTHER GUYS! DOUBLE burger, DOUBLE cheese & served with fries (UNLIKE THOSE OTHER GUYS)

Bacon Cheeseburger / 10.99

Jalapeno Burger / 10.99

Mushroom Swiss Burger / 10.99

Cheeseburger / 9.99

Hamburger / 8.49

Supreme Cheeseburger / 10.99

Betty Boop JR Burgers

with lettuce, onion, pickle & cheese served with fries

Brutus Gut Buster / 9.99

BURGER SMOTHERED IN FRIES CHEESE SAUCE & BACON BITS

Melts with fries

Patty Melt / 8.49

Swiss & American cheese with grilled onions

Turkey Bacon Melt / 8.49

Beef & Mushroom Melt / 8.49

Grilled Ham & Cheese / 6.99

Grilled Cheese / 4.99

Signature Sandwiches with fries

Breaded Tenderloin / 9.99

Grilled Tenderloin / 9.49

w/grilled onion & American Cheese

Dagwood Club / 9.49

Triple stack sandwich with Ham, Turkey, Bacon, Swiss cheese, American cheese. Mayo, lettuce & tomato

BLT on grilled Wheatberry Bread / 6.49

Chicken Sandwiches

1/2LB. Grilled or breaded with fries

Chicken Mayo, lettuce & tomato
/ 8.49

Chicken Club / 8.99

w/bacon & swiss chz

Chipotle Chicken / 8.99

w/chipotle mayo & pepperjack cheese

Hoagie Sandwich

with fries

Moby Dick / 7.99

Whole catfish filet

Chicken Philly / 8.49

with mushrooms, onions & peppers

Philly Beef / 8.49

with mushrooms, onions & peppers 8.49